You stop applying your makeup in the rear view mirror whilst sipping your "mocha latte vent that paying $14 for (mediocre coffee at best) makes me look cool", Steering with your knee as you talk on your DingleBerry, so that my chances of riding my motorcycle to work without become a stain on the highway can increase exponentially?
In reality...
The makeup isn't going to help..
Paying $14 for that coffee makes you look anything but cool..
If you jump on your Cellphone the second you leave the house, you're only calling to ask someone "What are you thinking?", Calling the person you're cheating on your husband/wife with or asking your secretary to go into your office and count your paperclips.
It gets better from here...trust me.
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